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What are my payment choices?
We accept Mastercard, Visa, Discover, JCB, American Express and Diners Club (yes, Diners Club).
We also accept Bitcoin, Paypal, Apple Pay and Amazon Payments.

How much is my shipping?
Shipping is calculated via USPS and is dependent upon weight and your location.
Simply add items to your cart and proceed to the Checkout page where you will be offered Shipping Method choices and their prices.

When will my order ship?
Most physical items are printed on demand (shirts, hats, most books) and generally take 3-5 days to ship.
Currently we only ship certain items in house, Crawling With Cops - Oojah Cum Pivvy CD, Crawling With Cops - Promotional CD and Songs Of Love And Drugs - Paperback.  Those items ship in one business day.

Downloads are available immediately.

My order never arrived.
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What is the return policy?
Please see our Return Policy page for complete details regarding our return policy.

An item is missing from my shipment.
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I received the wrong product.
If you have received the wrong product, please contact us within 72 hours of receiving the product.

If you have any other questions please contact us.